So I'm leaving the house this afternoon to go to the range. A FedEx truck pulls in the drive with a package. It is in a plastic seal and ship bag. I got pretty excited to see it was here. Then I noticed it was addressed to Rocky. I'm like "WTF". I tore it open to find a set of dress slacks. Looked at the label again and it has a different last name, same house number, and the next block over. I had to take over there with a note containing an apology.
Good thing he was not there. I wouldn't know whether to blush or ask him what the hell did he do with my jersey!