Outta South Alabama Come A Country Boy

[Jammer Six]

He say I'm lookin' for a man named Jim

https://www.seattletimes.com/nation...labama-man-fed-meth-to-caged-attack-squirrel/

 

[busykngt]

That's going to be one gangsta thug squirrel in da hood wherever he was released. Wouldn't surprise me if he doesn't set up his own meth lab in the nearest oak tree!

 

[FWoo45]

Really surprised that this isn't another "Florida Man" scenario.

 

[Jammer Six]

Huh? What's a Florida Man?

 

[ZoidMeister]

Errybody kneads wun. . . . .

 

[busykngt]

Huh? What's a Florida Man?

Any "generic" evening News story which begins with, "A Florida man..... {and then goes on to give details of some illegal incident that only someone hopped up on Meth would find himself in}. Example, such as:

https://www.firstcoastnews.com/arti...y-hides-alligator-in-getaway-car/77-572097425

Almost always involves: breaking the law, stupidity and drugs.

 

[ZoidMeister]

Almost always involves: breaking the law, stupidity and drugs.

In increasing order of severity of course . . . .

 

[Jammer Six]

Ah, I see. Thanks.

 

[busykngt]

Ah, I see. Thanks.

Of course, those types exist everywhere..... it's just that Florida seems to have more than their fair share of 'em! [emoji57]

 

[Jammer Six]

Of course, those types exist everywhere..... it's just that Florida seems to have more than their fair share of 'em! [emoji57]

Judging by the number we have here, I'd say I don't think so.

 

[Justplanedave]

That squirrel looks like the one holed up in the Live Oak next to my house here in Jacksonville, FL. He's nuts about dropping bombs on the roof.

 

[Pandaz3]

Huh? What's a Florida Man?

They live in Seattle!