You know you're a gun nut when...

[bobafett]

Post on craiglist:
"WTB Rural land in (insert your county) " because you are to impatient to wait for the next match to run a course.

 

[bobafett]

cashed in part of my 401k to buy a scar 16S, when i 65 that would have been like 50k

When you read that someone cashed out thier 401k for a scar and think " Hey why didnt I think of that"

 

[kdf9511]

When you sit down and make your vacation schedule for the year match all the majors.

 

[bobafett]

When you have holster.com, smith and wesson, remington, colt, and every major sporting good/ffl phone number in 30 miles on speed dial

 

[Freedom Shooter]

When you sit down and make your vacation schedule for the year match all the majors.

Trying to explaining to your district manager you need to borrow next year vacation this year, so you dont miss match's this year

 

[Corey]

You keep looking out the window waiting for the FEDEX or UPS truck to show up.

You have the FEDEX or UPS truck deliver to a friends business because your wife is not going to be happy if she sees another package

If you have ever setup of targets (orange, black and yellow cassettes) to practice dry firing through ports (shelving) and the morning shift shows up ten minutes early and they are wondering what was going on.

You rent a bulldozer to build a berm

When the rifle cost more than your truck
When the scope on the rifle cost more than your truck (pictures to follow in another thread) lol

You have tennis elbow from the combination of dry firing and live practice

You reload before you go to work so you will have bullets to shoot at lunch time.

 

[bobafett]

when your wife tell your she is going to compete in the next 3 gun match..........and isnt kidding

 

[foghorn918]

You have a separate bank account to keep your gun money safe from the "house" money

 

[bobafett]

When you download call of duty modern warfare 3 just to play the tutorial range training to get mag and ammo counts mental training

This thread is making me dumber as i read it and i love it

 

[45recoil]

When you save your paid sick days and vacation days for matches.

When you prefer buying gun related items over home/apartment furnishings.....I currently have no curtains in my room and had a small patio set as dining room table..until I replaced it with my reloading bench.

 

[poopgiggle]

When you prefer buying gun related items over home/apartment furnishings.....I currently have no curtains in my room and had a small patio set as dining room table..until I replaced it with my reloading bench.

When the closest thing to decoration you have is 1/3 scale Metric targets taped to your wall.

 

[dennishoddy]

You have a separate bank account to keep your gun money safe from the "house" money

And "somebody else" doesn't know about it.

 

[bobafett]

When all you can think about is:

" This needs to be made, goodwill for the chair and the rest is lumber"
http://youtu.be/eZu-HDeE-OU

 

[hermnrob]

Who needs a bank account, I hide it so I want get a separate bank account statement.

When you walk in the post office and they ask how much the M/O is for this time!

When you carry more pictures of your guns then family.

When you have your UPS mans cell number for early route pickup and he has your to let you know a package needs to be signed for.

 

[Burk Cornelius]

When you have your UPS mans cell number for early route pickup and he has your to let you know a package needs to be signed for.

When the UPS guy has YOUR cell number.........................

 

[Wall]

when 1 STI just ins't enough

 

[robkroupa]

When you can't make up your mind on whether to buy a STI or put in a tornado shelter...

 

[drmitchgibson]

When all the pictures in your office are photos Burk's wife took of you shooting 3-Gun, even though you have kids.

 

[45recoil]

When the closest thing to decoration you have is 1/3 scale Metric targets taped to your wall.

I quit smoking jan 1st and have this right beside my "dining room table"

 

[Freedom Shooter]

You forget when your wifes birthday and schedule a KS vs OK match that weekend!!!!