You know you're a gun nut when...
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Matt1911
Cyrwus Jr.
When you split your pants from the back of the waist all the way under to the crotch and you keep shooting.
poopgiggle
B Class Nobody
when you mistype "miles" as "mikes." Freudian slip.Jesse Tischauser said:
Chris_Andersen
Certified
Your iPhone autocorrects the word "are" to "AR-15"
foghorn918
Consistently Inconsistent
You can't say NO to any group buy
Chris Rhines
Active Fanatic
When you keep an old pair of shorts with a spare velcro inner belt threaded through the belt loops, for quick dryfire sessions.
When you have twenty or thirty miniature USPSA targets hanging on your walls, but no art, posters, family pictures, etc.
When you inventory your ammo and reloading supplies, you find two cases of bullets that you have no recollection whatsoever of buying...
-C
When you have twenty or thirty miniature USPSA targets hanging on your walls, but no art, posters, family pictures, etc.
When you inventory your ammo and reloading supplies, you find two cases of bullets that you have no recollection whatsoever of buying...
-C
StealthESW
Well-Known Fanatic
When you search the internet for days looking for a specific barrel in stock because you want it quicker than you need it.
You purchase more than one stripped AR lower and want the serials to be in sequential order.
Crack a rib while trying to tighten the barrel nut on your new AR upper because the wrench slipped. (BTW, it still hasn't healed quite right.)
You purchase more than one stripped AR lower and want the serials to be in sequential order.
Crack a rib while trying to tighten the barrel nut on your new AR upper because the wrench slipped. (BTW, it still hasn't healed quite right.)
Freedom Shooter
Well-Known Fanatic
Telling your wife shooting is better then cheating isnt it!!!
Chemist357
Active Fanatic
Willing to tell your wife to stay home with the kids knowing that she will say hell NO since she is an independent woman. No man tells her what to do... thereby getting to stay home all day reloading with the boy.
45recoil
likes to party
When you think Burks avatar looks like rapper ICE motherfu**n T!!!
Wait did I do that right
Wait did I do that right
dennishoddy
Moderator
I think it looks creepy to me. I don't want him handling any of my guns.....God know where those hands have been!Jared Carpenter said:
Matt1911
Cyrwus Jr.
when you turn your alarm clock off and then reach for the phone to hit the new content button on boomer shooter.com
Burk Cornelius
Regular guy
When you cancel your subscription to Playboy cause you can use the extra money for ammoWall said:
Matt1911
Cyrwus Jr.
When you brag about shooting with Jesse Tishauser
Matt1911
Cyrwus Jr.
when you grow a handlebar mustache to be more like Kurt Miller
Burk Cornelius
Regular guy
When you have all your cigarette lighters stippled. (before you quit)
Matt1911
Cyrwus Jr.
Ballsy
Corey
Well-Known Fanatic
When you open your gun safe the same amount of times you open the refrigerator door in a day
StealthESW
Well-Known Fanatic
Ok this one didn't happen to me, but it did happen to someone on here if I remember correctly.
When your AR-15 blows up in your face and you check to make sure you can salvage parts to build a new one, before you look in a mirror.
When your AR-15 blows up in your face and you check to make sure you can salvage parts to build a new one, before you look in a mirror.
